Atheykpos The Comedian A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs(cocaine). "It's not my fault," Akpos said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet magically appear back in my pocket again!" "Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed. Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!" "Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing Akpos the bag. After flushing them, the policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" Akpos asked. Police said "The drugs!" Akpos replied, "What drugs?
Akpos The Comedian Akpors was being asked a question which he couldn't answer. The question was "which food does monkey like so much. A- sugar cane, B- butter, C-banana, D-yam. D conversation goes thus. Akpors: This question is too hard self,lemme call someone. Presenter: who do u want to call? Akpors: chukwudi! Phone rings!! Presenter: hello chukwudi ur frnd akpors is here on d hot seat,he needs ur help to win #5 million chukwudi: Yeee. Presenter:akpors u have 30 secs,ur time starts now Akpors:chukwudi! Chukwudi!!! How is ur family? ur oyinbo wife nko? Chukwudi which food do u like most? Chukwudi: banana now. Akpors: Are u sure? Chukwudi:am....... Akpors: oga presenter,ur card don finish ,make u recharge,make i call him back.. Presenter:Hahaha! Ur time is up, will u go with ur friend? Akpors:yes Presenter: why? Akpors: he resembles monkey,dats is y.. After winning #5 million.. Presenter:how much will u give 2 ur friend! Akpors:how much kee?monkey don't eat money i will give him banana.
THIS IS True CRIME STORY 5 Friends lived in a room, Their names are:- Mad, Brain, Stupid, Somebody, Nobody. 0ne day Somebody killed Nobody That time Brain was in the bathroom Mad called the police Mad :- Is it police station ? Police :- Yes, wat is da matter ? Mad :- Somebody killed Nobody Police :- R u mad? Mad :- Yes, I m Mad. Police :- Don't u have brain? Mad: Brain is in da bathroom Police :- U Stupid! Mad :- I'm not Stupid, stupid is the one who is reading this.
FINALLY, AKPORS MADE US PROUD.. Akpors represented Nigeria in an International Maths Competition. They were asked 2/10=2 Chinesse student: Wrong question Indian student: Not possible American student: How is that possible? Akpors: Simple! TWO/TEN (T cancel T) we shall have; WO/EN W=23, O=15 E=5 N=14 WO= 23+15=38 EN= 5+14=19 38/19 =2
Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radio broadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake. Then AKPOS asked him “son what is thematter” his son replied saying, “when Mr Obi died, they announced’OBITU ARY’and now Mr Okoro died, they still announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY” Describe Akpos’ Son in one word
Mosun Filani A wise girl saw some of her male classmates plucking mangoes. She pleaded for one, but they refused and asked her to climb. She climbed and plucked as many as possible. When she got home, her mother asked, “My dear, how did you get all these mangoes?” She replied, “I asked my classmates to give me, they refused and told me to climb. So, I climbed the tree and plucked them.” The mother shouted and said, “Foolish girl, didn’t you know that they wanted to see your pant?” The girl smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s why I removed it before climbing.”
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