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Atheykpos The Comedian
A policeman searched Akpos in a nightclub
toilet last night and found a small bag of
drugs(cocaine). "It's not my fault," Akpos
said, "every time I try flushing them down
the toilet magically appear back in my
pocket again!" "Do you really expect me to
believe that?" Said the policeman as he
laughed. Akpos replied, "I'll prove it to you
if you want me to!" "Go on then." The
policeman said as he smiled. Handing
Akpos the bag. After flushing them, the
policeman looked at Akpos and said, "Well,
show me your pocket then." "What for?"
Akpos asked. Police said "The drugs!"
Akpos replied, "What drugs?

Akpos The Comedian
Akpors was being asked a question which
he couldn't answer. The question was
"which food does monkey like so much. A-
sugar cane, B- butter, C-banana, D-yam. D
conversation goes thus.
Akpors: This question is too hard
self,lemme call someone. Presenter: who
do u want to call? Akpors: chukwudi! Phone
rings!! Presenter: hello chukwudi ur frnd
akpors is here on d hot seat,he needs ur
help to win #5 million
chukwudi: Yeee.
Presenter:akpors u have 30 secs,ur time
starts now
Akpors:chukwudi! Chukwudi!!! How is ur
family? ur oyinbo wife nko? Chukwudi
which food do u like most? Chukwudi:
banana now. Akpors: Are u sure?
Chukwudi:am....... Akpors: oga presenter,ur
card don finish ,make u recharge,make i
call him back.. Presenter:Hahaha! Ur time
is up, will u go with ur friend? Akpors:yes
Presenter: why?
Akpors: he resembles monkey,dats is y..
After winning #5 million..
Presenter:how much will u give 2 ur friend!
Akpors:how much kee?monkey don't eat
money i will give him banana.

THIS IS True CRIME STORY 5 Friends
lived in a room, Their names are:-
Mad, Brain, Stupid, Somebody, Nobody.
0ne day Somebody killed Nobody That
time Brain was in the bathroom Mad
called the police Mad :- Is it police
station ? Police :- Yes, wat is da matter ?
Mad :- Somebody killed Nobody Police :-
R u mad? Mad :- Yes, I m Mad. Police :-
Don't u have brain? Mad: Brain is in da
bathroom Police :- U Stupid! Mad :- I'm
not Stupid, stupid is the one who is
reading this.

FINALLY, AKPORS MADE US PROUD..
Akpors represented Nigeria in an
International Maths Competition.
They were asked
2/10=2
Chinesse student: Wrong
question
Indian student: Not possible
American student: How is that
possible?
Akpors: Simple!
TWO/TEN
(T cancel T) we shall have;
WO/EN
W=23,
O=15
E=5
N=14
WO= 23+15=38
EN= 5+14=19
38/19
=2

Akpos and his son akpos jnr
were listening to a Radio
broadcast, eventually akpos
jnr looked at his dad and
said, papa; this people are
making a very big mistake.
Then AKPOS asked him “son
what is thematter”
his son replied saying, “when
Mr Obi died, they
announced’OBITU ARY’and
now Mr Okoro died, they still
announced Obituary again
instead of OKOROTUARY”
Describe Akpos’ Son in one word

Mosun Filani
A wise girl saw some of her male
classmates plucking mangoes. She
pleaded for one, but they refused
and asked her to climb. She climbed
and plucked as many as possible.
When she got home, her mother
asked, “My dear, how did you get all
these mangoes?” She replied, “I asked
my classmates to give me, they
refused and told me to climb. So, I
climbed the tree and plucked them.”
The mother shouted and said, “Foolish
girl,
didn’t you know that they
wanted to see your pant?” The girl
smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s
why I removed it before climbing.”